One of those anime-style spells of fuck your shit up where the verbal component is a long monologue that name-drops a specific demon, except it goes into a weirdly personal level of detail regarding the relationship between the invoker and the demon.
(snicker)
Anime Spell of Insecure AttachmentConcept OP prokopetz; scene written by fireball-me; audio rendition by Sparrow-VA
HI I COULDN’T HELP MYSELF AND WANTED TO MAKE THIS INTO SOMETHING MORE CLOSELY APPROXIMATING REALITY PLS ENJOY <3
[EDIT: FUCK I cocked up one of the lines SORRY LSFDKJSDLFJF]
once had a conversation with a greek where he got mad about someone calling it “turkish coffee” cause it was really greek coffee and since then I’ve had on backburner the idea that if I ever end up in a conversation with a greek where alexander the great comes up I’m gonna go “oh I heard somewhere he was actually a turk” and see where that takes us
This is like reading the diary of an ancient Chinese alchemist who just discovered gunpowder, noted it was somewhat flammable, and wrote that he wondered what would happen if you put it in a tube so all the fire went out one end.
Guys do u know that one meme where there’s a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^
